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We couldn't resist making a booty short for you to shake your ass in

Adjustable Mid-low waisted, flirty as hell, and sparkly in all the right places. These lace booty shorts are serving bad b*tch energy with a side of “where’d you get that?” vibes. Hand-beaded with sequins that hit different under the lights.

Pair it with the matching cami or go an oversized hoodie. whatever feels right.

Entirely hand beaded.
Pull up short, no zips required!
Fold over waistband to adjust to your desire.
Lace has ample stretch.
70% polyester, 30% spandex.
No beading inner thigh area to avoid catching beads while you shake your ass.
@rach_dyspnea wears an M, her measurements are bust - 91cm, waist - 77cm, hips - 104cm. @caitlyn.mcgurk wears an XS.
This style is true to size.
Made with love in Indonesia.

Each piece is a labor of love, intricately hand-beaded to make it a truly exceptional addition to your Dyspnea collection.

Preordering? 💌 Note the entire order will be shipped together at the estimated delivery date of the preordered item. If you wanna get your other items separately, please place separate orders! 🙏😘

We deliver ~basically~ everywhere (except Russia, sorry!)

♡ 🇦🇺 AUS orders deliver express for $10 or free over $250!
♡ 🇪🇺🇳🇿🇬🇧🇺🇸🇯🇵🇨🇳🇰🇷 varies depending on your country, free over $250!
♡

For full delivery time estimates and details, go to our FAQs page 👉🏽

Not happy with it? You can return it to us for a refund or swap!

♡ Sorry, no returns on discounted items, made to order or custom
♡ Contact us within 7 days of receiving your goodies
♡ Send it back within 5 days after that using tracked post
♡ Must be in perf condition, unworn

Read all of the info here on our FAQs page ✨

Just as you’d handle your bestie with love and care, we ask you to treat your garment with the same TLC. Each piece is handcrafted with meticulous attention to detail, so give them the kindness and gentle care they deserve, and they’ll reward you endless compliments and confidence.

♡ Do not dry clean

♡ Gently hand wash in lukewarm water

♡ Use a small amount of detergent for delicate fabrics

♡ Do not wring, squeeze or rub

♡ Drip dry in shade

Dyspy Size	AU + UK	US	EU
XXS	4	0	32
XS	6	2	34
S	8	4	36
M	10	6	38
L	12	8	40
XL	14	10	42
XXL	16	12	44
XXXL	18	14	46

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Bloomin Booty Shorts

$220.00 AUD

Sparkles 4eva

Wanna see what's new bby? We're constantly coming out with new sparkly goodness in the tastiest of colours! Head to our new arrivals to suss!

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Literally. Any. Size.

Wedding? Special 'do? We hand-bead and send our most loved pieces in just 4-6 weeks. Bonus: No wastage! Babe cred: @veroocampos

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Learn about the incredible handmade process behind each piece and how we put sustainability and ethical consideration into our lil business

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Att: UK DYSPETS

Due to changes to the collection of VAT in the UK (Brexit etc) we will now only be sending orders over £135 (AU$245). Note all VAT and custom duties are paid by the customer when the shipment is collected. Thanks hunnies 💝